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<title><![CDATA[Hot-headed nature only leads to muddle issues]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/oct/22/hot-headed-nature-only-leads-muddle-issues/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[When my co-worker pointed the gun at me, I was surprised at how small it looked. Then I got mad. 

No, not mad. Downright, vein-bulgingly outraged that this rock-brained harpy was aiming a gun at me! 
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Let books weave their own kind of magic for kids]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/oct/08/let-books-weave-their-own-kind-magic-kids/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Once. Upon. A time.

I love those words! They make me think of such happy memories that I'm obliged to stop working, close my eyes and just savor the moment. 
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA['Ewwww, gross! Dad just kissed mom']]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/sep/24/ewwww-gross-dad-just-kissed-mom/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[I have a confession to make. Now, this is something I've not shared with anyone outside of family, but I believe it's time to admit publicly to a certain habit my wife and I have. Through this confession, hopefully we'll achieve the catharsis that will provide us the strength to erase our behavioral blemish. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[New parents' obsession with coordinated cuteness ]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/sep/10/new-parents-obsession-coordinated-cuteness/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[I was relaxing at the rescue squad recently while a colleague groused about all the work he's been doing preparing a nursery for his first child. Painting the nursery was the irritant du jour. 
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Twisting the truth shows a lack of respect]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/aug/01/twisting-truth-shows-lack-respect/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Like most siblings, my girls are surprisingly dissimilar in some ways. Despite the differences, we strive to instill equally in both all our values. Such as honesty. Once trust is lost, it's almost impossible to regain. So it's a critical value, we believe. We believe also that honesty includes refraining from manipulating someone else's feelings. Even with the best of intentions, such dishonesty is never constructive in the long run. Something my own sibling and I apparently disagree on.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:27:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Daughter's reading a textbook case of too much information?]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/jul/02/daughters-reading-textbook-case-too-much-informati/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Last week, my family and I were at our oldest daughter's swim meet. These things can drag on a bit, so we brought along some books for our youngest to read while we watched the races. At her request, one of the books we brought was an old emergency medical technician textbook. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[When kids ask, should parents fess up to past crimes?]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/jun/04/when-kids-ask-should-parents-fess-past-crimes/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[ The questions of childhood are often pregnant with the growing perception of the complexity of the world we inhabit. But as with any labor, the delivery of what we thought would be easy answers can turn out to be quite difficult.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Jun 2009 06:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Out of the mouths of babes: Dad has brush with bad word]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/may/21/out-mouths-babes-dad-has-brush-bad-word/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[My wife and I were contentedly relaxing the other evening, Chai teas in hand and attention firmly affixed to the television, when our oldest daughter Claire wandered into the room. Oozing feigned indifference from every pore, she mentioned that Jenna, our youngest, had said the "c" word a few moments ago. We long ago became accustomed to our children each trying to get the other in trouble, so it took a moment for the appropriate synapses to fire.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 May 2009 06:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Canine companions offer lessons in love]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/may/07/canine-companions-offer-lessons-love/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[The fusion of children and dogs can provide a joy much greater than the sum of its parts. My wife and I, as well as our dogs and our children, all share a bond that has provided much joy over the years. But I believe we're seeing the first inklings of a more poignant time.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 May 2009 06:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Low expectations brought high returns on vacation]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/apr/23/low-expectations-brought-high-returns-vacation/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[My theory of low expectations leading to more happiness has passed another test. Departing on my family's spring break trip to Universal Studios and Sea World with reasonably low expectations, I was rewarded with a trip that exceeded those low expectations. I've returned a happy and fulfilled man.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Family vacation exceeded expectations]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/apr/22/family-vacation-exceeded-expectations/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[My theory of low expectations leading to more happiness has passed another test. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Apr 2009 06:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Will pessimism or optimism rule the day at Disney?]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/apr/09/will-pessimism-or-optimism-rule-day-disney/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes (the absolutely-hands-down best comic strip ever), once said: "I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations." I agree.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Love of literature leads 'mystery reader' astray]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/mar/26/love-literature-leads-mystery-reader-astray/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[We're all familiar with the cliche, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." Once again, sadly, I'm the poster boy.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Mourning the loss of love letters for our children]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/mar/12/mourning-loss-love-letters-our-children/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[After my wife and I met during my senior year at Appalachian State, we began exchanging handwritten letters and cards at every opportunity. We'd relive late-night drives on a snow-covered and officially closed Blue Ridge Parkway or early morning jaunts to find the Brown Mountain lights. 
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Respect for little things in life can go a long way]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/feb/26/respect-little-things-life-can-go-long-way/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[My wife saved a stinkbug last night.

We were relaxing in our sitting room when she noticed something crawling across the window sill.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[What everyone must learn in Grandparent School]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/feb/12/what-everyone-must-learn-grandparent-school/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[While reading the paper several days ago, I saw an ad for an online degree-granting "university." I see those periodically, as well as ads for other schools, but it occurred to me that there could be a legitimate, yet secret, school for which I NEVER see ads. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:01:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dad has to eat his words about parenting ... again]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/jan/29/dad-has-eat-his-words-about-parenting-again/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[It's been a while since I last sampled the tender flesh of crow, but, boy, the flavor never improves.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Facebook missing the point about true obscenity]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/jan/15/facebook-missing-point-about-true-obscenity/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[There's been a bit of an uproar lately on one of the multitudes of social networking Web sites. 

Apparently, Facebook, the increasingly popular alternative to Rupert Murdoch's MySpace, is now barring the posting of photos of nursing infants, and is removing similar photos already posted. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Jan 2009 08:57:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dad still hanging on to one pre-children tradition]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2008/dec/31/dad-still-hanging-one-pre-children-tradition/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Whew! Christmas is over, the wrapping paper is recycled, school is almost back in session, the first post-Christmas credit card statement hasn't yet arrived and I am still basking in the bliss of gifts well-chosen. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Waiting for the day my child breaks my heart]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2008/dec/18/waiting-day-my-child-breaks-my-heart/lifestyles-relationships_special_occasions-parenting/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[As Christmas gets closer, our children's metabolism is cranking up even higher, and they are pinging off the walls even more than usual. That's fun to watch, most of the time. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Dec 2008 06:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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