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<title><![CDATA[Author recounts her tale of salvation]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/mar/18/author-recounts-her-tale-salvation/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[If Delores Varvorines had a gauge that measured the pleasantness of her days, its range would run from "good" to "really good."]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Monkey business? I beg to differ]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/mar/11/scott-hollifield-monkey-business-i-bet-differ/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Pundits, bloggers and others with way too much time on their hands are having a field day with the revelation that more than $70,000 in federal stimulus money will be spent to study monkeys on cocaine. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[MCC presents St. Patrick's Day concert]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/mar/10/mcc-presents-st-patricks-day-concert/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Mitchell Community College and the Iredell Arts Council will present a St. Patrick's Day Concert on Friday, March 19, at 7:30 p.m.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:37:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Ghosts enliven in deadly dull tour]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/mar/08/scott-hollifield-ghosts-enliven-deadly-dull-tour/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[I'm not a tour guide, but I play one at the newspaper. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:44:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Shiver me timbers, what a boat ride]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/feb/25/scott-hollifield-shiver-me-timbers-what-boat-ride/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Dear diary: You are now worth $6,000. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:26:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Have a nice fall, booty man]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/feb/25/scott-hollifield-have-nice-fall-booty-man/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[I walked across the street at the light and turned onto the sidewalk when my boots hit a slick spot, my weight shifted awkwardly, and I knew I was headed south. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:25:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: What to do when the wheels fall off]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/feb/12/scott-hollifield-what-do-when-wheels-fall/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Vehicle recall notices aren't as detailed or action-packed as I imagined. 
With the much publicized auto industry problems of late, I cruised on over to safecar.gov, the U.S. Department of Transportation's recall roundup site, to see if my truck was on the list of vehicles that will suddenly explode. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Feb 2010 10:21:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA['Bayou Diesel' featured in town's concert series]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/feb/10/bayou-diesel-featured-towns-concert-series/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Bayou Diesel, a high-energy accordion-led Mardi Gras dance band from Black Mountain, will perform Saturday at 7:30 p.m. at the Joe Knox Theater in the Charles Mack Citizen Center, part of the Mooresville Concert series.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:58:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Do the hustle? Not so fast, kids]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/feb/05/scott-hollifield-do-hustle-not-so-fast-kids/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[I don't boogie much. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:13:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: And now a word from a corporate spokesperson]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/jan/28/scott-hollifield-and-now-word-corporate-spokespers/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[This week, I could not help but turn serious for a moment and weigh in on the Supreme Court's landmark decision to allow giant multi-national corporations to spend unlimited dollars on political commercials, a move that many free-speech experts and constitutional scholars say will -- ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Apple unveils iPad tablet computer]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/jan/27/271524/apple-unveils-ipad-tablet/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Apple Inc. will sell the newly unveiled tablet-style iPad starting at $499, a price tag far below the $1,000 that some analysts were expecting.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:24:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Get connected: Become a fan of the Statesville Record & Landmark on Facebook]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/jan/21/get-connected-become-fan-statesville-record-landma/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Get your local headlines while you check up on friends and family. Tell us which stories you like, or suggest story ideas on our wall.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:54:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: And now, the shocking conclusion to the pony story]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/jan/14/scott-hollifield-and-now-shocking-conclusion-pony-/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[In case you were wondering, the pony worked when we plugged it in. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:13:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: A city boy can barely survive]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2010/jan/07/scott-hollifield-city-boy-can-barely-survive/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[I recall The Great Blizzard of '09 as if it were last week or maybe the week before. There we were, huddled in our home, no electricity, snow falling, wind howling, wolves at the door. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:26:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Trance-Induced 2010 Year in Preview, Part II]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/dec/31/scott-hollifield-trance-induced-2010-year-preview-/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Readers who did not overly indulge in Uncle Fred's eggnog or trip over the tail-end of their new Snuggies and smash their skulls on coffee tables may recall last week's column, Scott's Trance-Induced 2010 Year in Preview, Part I, a guide to what will happen in the coming year. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:36:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield's Trance-Induced 2010 Year in Preview, Part I]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/dec/24/scott-hollifields-trance-induced-2010-year-preview/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Shhh. 
I'm in a trance. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:16:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Rebuking better than a tire tool thumping]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/dec/17/scott-hollifield-rebuking-better-tire-tool-thumpin/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[In the end, South Carolina lawmakers said Gov. Mark Sanford may be a lying sack of toe jam, but that doesn't disqualify him from holding the state's highest office. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Let's hope this pony still runs]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/dec/10/scott-hollifield-lets-hope-pony-still-runs/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[This holiday season, I'm putting faith in my fellow man - or counting on a Christmas miracle - that the pony will actually work when we plug it in. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:19:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[N.C. Symphony wows crowd at Civic Center]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/dec/09/nc-symphony-wows-crowd-civic-center/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Rozlyn Sorrell is a diva. No, not that kind of diva.

Sorrell is the kind of diva who can hit octaves with her voice that cause people to realize they are truly beginning to understand the meaning of song, and hold notes for lengths of time that would bring envy to deep-sea divers.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:02:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Attack of the coughing man]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/dec/03/scott-hollifield-attack-coughing-man/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Whatever the gentleman came to talk about was suddenly unimportant. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:38:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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