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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Honest, Abe, I'm here to help the busy presidents]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/nov/19/scott-hollifield-honest-abe-im-here-help-busy-pres/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[In March of 1861, 8-year-old George Patten was having a rough go of it in school. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:07:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Up the mountain and back in time]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/nov/12/scott-hollifield-mountain-and-back-time/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[My truck may be a time machine. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:54:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things to do around Statesville this weekend]]></title>

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<description><![CDATA[Check out these local events.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Thankfully, lion attacks now rare in the workplace]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/nov/05/scott-hollifield-thankfully-lion-attacks-now-rare-/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[It was a good day at work. I wasn't eaten by a lion. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things to do this weekend around Statesville]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/nov/05/things-do-weekend-around-statesville/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Check out these local events.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: It doesn't take an Einstein to make your baby a genius]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/oct/29/scott-hollifield-it-doesnt-take-einstein-make-your/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[The Walt Disney Co. is offering parents who bought Baby Einstein videos for their youngsters a refund because, as it turns out, moms and dads can't park Junior's high chair in front of the flat screen and return an hour later to find him piecing together the great American novel from leftover alphabet soup. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:37:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Stolen rack story captivates tiny portion of entire nation]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/oct/22/scott-hollifield-stolen-rack-story-captivates-tiny/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Last week's column, in which I described in vivid detail the theft of one our newspaper racks, my comically heroic efforts to recover it from behind a grocery store and the debilitating back injury I suffered while loading its remains onto a truck, drew much sympathy from readers. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:57:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things to do around Statesville this weekend]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/oct/22/things-do-around-statesville-weekend/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Check out these local events this weekend.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Top 10 reasons not to steal a newspaper rack]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/oct/15/scott-hollifield-top-10-reasons-not-steal-newspape/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[After someone stole one of our newspaper racks and left its dented carcass behind a grocery store, I compiled a list of the top 10 reasons not to steal a newspaper rack and leave its dented carcass behind a grocery store in an effort to discourage future crimes of this nature. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:16:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things to do around Statesville this weekend]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/oct/15/things-do-around-statesville-weekend/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Check out these local events.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: New plan -- a dinosaur and our future]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/oct/08/scott-hollifield-new-plan----dinosaur-and-our-futu/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[I've got a new plan. 
And if this were a movie, and you were in the movie and I explained my new plan, you would say, "That's just crazy enough to work." ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things to do around Statesville this weekend]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/oct/08/things-do-around-statesville-weekend/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Check out these local events.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Parents lie and that's the truth]]></title>

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<description><![CDATA[Parents lie to kids. 
I told my daughter they don't, but that was just another in a long line of whoppers that roll easily off the tongues of moms and dads, according to new research from the University of Toronto and the University of California, San Diego. 
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:29:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things to do around Statesville this weekend]]></title>

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<description><![CDATA[Check out these local events.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Disturbance-avoiding radar on the fritz]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/sep/24/scott-hollifield-disturbance-avoiding-radar-fritz/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[It was the first day of autumn - the early evening, actually - when I was called home to investigate a disturbance. 
I never saw it coming. We were putting the finishing touches on another edition of the newspaper — yep, we still make 'em — and I could almost feel the warm familial greeting and taste the ice-cold beverage that I was sure awaited me at my aluminum-sided castle. 
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:36:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things to do around Statesville this weekend]]></title>

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<description><![CDATA[Check out these local events this weekend.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Men's grooming raises eyebrows]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/sep/17/scott-hollifield-mens-grooming-raises-eyebrows/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[A lot of British men are going to brow bars to get threaded. 
Yeah, that's what I thought, too, but it doesn't mean that at all. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:44:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things to do around Statesville this weekend]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/sep/17/things-do-around-statesville-weekend/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Check out these local events.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Stay in school -- they've got tater tots]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/sep/10/scott-hollifield-stay-school----theyve-got-tater-t/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Note: Inspired by President Barack Obama's recent speech to the nation's school children, columnist Scott Hollifield decided to give his own back-to-school address. So far, no schools have accepted his offer and all media outlets have ignored him, but that did not stop him from releasing this transcript of his prepared remarks in an effort to stave off criticism and outrage that has not yet materialized. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:27:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things to do around Statesville this weekend]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.statesville.com/content/2009/sep/10/things-do-around-statesville-weekend/entertainment/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Check out these local happenings.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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