<![CDATA[SRL Entertainment Columnists Scott Hollifield]]> http://www2.statesville.com/content/list/entertainment/columnists/hollifield/ en <![CDATA[The amazing Scotty: The future is clear and entertaining]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: My Super Powerful Year in Preview, Part II]]> <![CDATA[Monkey Stories: They're thieves, gangsters, snitches]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: My Super Powerful 2009 Year In Preview]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Special report: Top monkey-related stories of '08]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Survey says -- We're just too darn sexy]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Customer needs assistance... Hello? Anybody?]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Once again, it's time to monkey around]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Cabinet pop quiz just too much]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: I'm ready to be Secretary of Something]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Accident points to digital revelation]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Thank you Joe the Plumber and Abdullah the Butcher]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Atom smasher debut not so smashing]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Here's your crackpot political form letter]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Bailout means good, buttery rubdown]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Horace says American authors lack write stuff]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: I recollect the Great Southeastern Gas Shortage]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Naked and unruly can lead to shocking experience]]> <![CDATA[Scott Hollifield: Doggone it, mass marriages just plain wrong]]> <![CDATA[Pooches uniting in doggy matrimony]]>